Funny cycling T-shirt in Black, 'My Chain Sets Me Free' with a cyclist silhouette, for cyclists

Chain Sets Me Free T-Shirt

S / Black
$34.99
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Funny cycling T-shirt in Black, 'My Chain Sets Me Free' with a cyclist silhouette, for cyclists
  • Funny cycling T-shirt in Black, 'My Chain Sets Me Free' with a cyclist silhouette, for cyclists
Chain Sets Me Free T-Shirt

Chain Sets Me Free T-Shirt

Size: S
Color: Black

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$34.99

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For anyone who finds freedom in a pedal stroke.

The Tee That’s Built for the Ride

Made using the Comfort Colors 1717, this is a garment-dyed, heavyweight everyday tee with a relaxed unisex fit, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.

It’s the kind of T-shirt you’ll reach for after the ride, before the ride, during the café stop, or on the days when “bike day” is more of a personality trait than an actual plan.

It has an easy everyday feel without trying too hard, because nobody needs performance fabric to sit outside a café talking about tire pressure. Simple, comfortable, and wearable whether you’re actually riding or just emotionally committed to the idea.

Printed, packed, and shipped in the USA for Granite Hippo riders who know cycling is mostly bikes, snacks, coffee, and pretending the hill was fine.

Treat yourself or buy as a gift.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton - Pre-shrunk and soft-washed, so it keeps its size wash after wash.

Heavyweight Fabric - 6.1 oz. Not the kind of tee you can see your hand through.

Relaxed Fit - Roomy rather than clingy, and it suits most shapes without much thought.
Built to Last

No Side Seams - Knitted as a tube, so it keeps its shape.

Double-Needle Stitching - Two rows instead of one, everywhere it takes strain.

Garment-Dyed Color - Dyed after it's made, so it looks lived-in from the first wear.

Caring For It

Wash separately (or with similar colors) before wearing it the first time. Comfort Colors’ garment-dyed shades can carry loose pigment in early washes, and it can transfer onto lighter fabrics. Cold water keeps that risk low.

Slight shade variation between shirts is part of the dyeing process, not a fault, and yours is pre-shrunk so it shouldn’t shrink much at home.

For every wash after that: turn it inside out, use a mild detergent and avoid bleach. Tumble dry on low or air dry, and if you iron it, do it inside out on low heat, away from the print.
Shipping & Returns

Worth The Wait (But It's Not A Long One)

Shipping is $4.95 on orders under $75. Spend $75 or more and shipping's free.

Your tee doesn't exist until you order it, so give us up to 7 days to print it. After that it's 2–5 days in the post. Tracking can take a day or two to start moving once it's handed over, so don't panic if it sits still for a bit. It's in good hands.

Printed in the USA - Every US order is printed, packed and shipped in the USA.

Returns:
If Something's Gone Wrong

We want you to be delighted with your new Granite Hippo tee, so if it turns up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll put it right — full refund, no questions.

  • You've got 30 days from purchase to tell us
  • It needs to be unworn and in the condition you received it

Email hello@granitehippo.com — that goes to a real person, and she does reply.

We are a small family-run business, not a faceless corporation. If something is wrong, just reach out — we're here.

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Built to feel as good as it looks. Every Granite Hippo tee is made for comfort that lasts — whether you're smashing a climb, propping up a café stop, or just wearing your cycling obsession on your chest. Soft, durable, and ready for whatever the ride throws at you.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Granite Hippo is a family-owned business in Scotland. We design and run the brand from here but we ship through our trusted print partners across the US, so your order's printed close to you and lands fast. Your order ships from the location closest to you. International riders, we hope to have you covered soon too and are working on opening up international shipping so watch this space.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — but we're working on it. Right now we ship across the US only. When we open up international shipping we'll shout about it, so keep an eye on our socials or sign up to our mailing list to be first to know.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep. As soon as your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your door. Give it a day or two to start moving once it's handed to the carrier — then you can watch it roll in.
What materials are your products made of?


We use premium quality Comfort Colors tees - soft, comfortable, and built to last whether you're on the bike or off it. Every one is 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk.